hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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my weird fucking dream because oh my fucking god

ok so it starts with me walking through venice w/ aaron tveit who i am engaged too and you’d think aw yeah good start and you’d be right

so anyway we pass all sorts of weird shit like oprah giving a girl cpr and we just kinda walk around them b/c for some reasons fra fee now lives in venice and he got married 

also apparently we are friends in this dream verse so yeah it’s gettin even better

and then we fucking knock on his door and it’s kenzie like suRPRISE MOTHERFUCKER 

actually she looked like some girl in my chem class but 

i knew it was her??

so anyway my reaction is obv. what the actual fuck and she was like oh hi emily this is my second husband fra 

and i was just like

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???

apparently she also married hugh skinner but he wasn’t there atm 

so yeah im like well fuck yeah this is my fiance aaron 

and then she was like

wanna trade

and ok yeah i did consider this for a few moments but i was like nah i’m happy w/ my dude and we discussed like trading our husbands for like a week maybe one day and then like

idk what else happened but she was kissing him and i was like wHAT THE FUCK

and she was like ok emily can you really blame me

and no i couldn’t but your husband is right there???

idk so obv she was trying to steal my man w/ her womanly wiles like the wanton mistress of the night she is and i was like

well fuck i gotta secure my marriage better do something to impress aaron 

so i like went out to the store for some reason and there was this place where these weird lil kids were doing all the work and like

it was child labor ok they were kidnapped kids that were forced to work for this dude and i was like

holy shit i will rescue this little orphan child and everyone will be impressed w/ my benevolence and aaron wont care about that slut kenzie so yeah i kind of stole this lil girl

and i was gonna go to the police but

she was really cute ok??? and really sweet!!! so i was like aw fuck i’ll keep that one

so yeah i met up w/ everyone like hey i rescued this poor starving orphan girl named sarah and everyone was like wow emily ur so great

except kenzie she was like i know what ur up to

and we kept trying to one up each other before we decided the first one to get engaged to george blagden wins

b/c obv cute boys are like pokemon u gotta catch em all

so then i decided to take my stolen child to disneyland because diSNEYLAND EVERYONE LOVES DISNEY!!!

and yeah fra fee and kenzie and aaron and this lil girl and i went to disney in search of george blagden for some reason

only it was like

some really fucking dark and twisted version of disney

and then i woke up and was really confused and also amused because wtf