hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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i know i’ve made like three other posts about stern but it’s still pretty funny to me that he didn’t show up at the morgue. like dude?? you’re a fucking federal agent. there’s been brutal murders!!!

and, alright, he could have already looked into it or something before the gang got there. but i’m also in love with the idea that someone goes “hey there’s been two brutal murders where a woman reportedly tore these people’s throats out.” and stern goes “hmm sounds gross. good luck with that.”