lesbianshepard:

if you work retail long enough i think you should be given license to kill 

new hire: you can tell the customers to go fuck themselves if they start acting mean

1 year: you are allowed to maim or seriously injure

3 years: you can kill a customer if they start a fight and you can prove they provoked you

5 years: you can kill customers on the clock in any scenario, no questions asked

10+ years: you can kill any customers in any stores 

♥ 85980 — 4 years ago on 11 Feb 2019 — via lesbianshepard
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