hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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if demons and shit were real i would never get possessed because this body is too much of a hassle. 

oh, u wanna use me as a vessel? that’s nice. your back is going to hurt literally all the time, you’re gonna cry randomly over any emotion, and if the weather gets too cold your lungs are gonna start fucking up and make you cough like you’re a 14th century peasant dying of the plague. you wanna eat? cool cool cool just make sure nothing has any artificial coloring or you’re gonna break out in hives. also avoid milk or you’re gonna get cramps and shit yourself. also, you want to see something more that 5 feet away? good fucking luck. 

i’m immune to supernatural influences. im a walking disaster. a testament to how survival of the fittest clearly doesn’t work. you could possess an angry duck and get more done.