hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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ive only had wednesday for a month and she already does whatever the fuck she wants in this house. 

if i see the cats on the table and yell at them o’malley and popcorn will go “!! loud noises!! leaving now!!” but she’ll just look at me and refuse to budge. she’s called my bluff. she knows i wont raise a finger against her and will just gently lift her off the table. she knows she can steal my soup and still get chin scratches if she headbutts me and chirps after doing it. stupid cat has learned in one month what the other cats have not learned in six years: i’m a fucking pushover.