old man coworker: some lady came up and asked me where the fairy lights are. I’m like, what the hell are fairy lights?
me: I think they’re like Christmas lights. They’re over in crafts
millennial coworker: Yeah, they’re Christmas lights but they call them “fairy lights” in Europe, I think
old man coworker: Ha! You know why they’re called that in Europe?
me: Why?
old man: Cause they’re a buncha queers over there!
me:

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