Communications Officer Doug Eiffel - Requested by @minkowskis
“Hey kids! This is Communications Officer Eiffel. I’m talking to you from a distant hell-hole, better known as the U.S.S. Hephaestus. Currently, I’m orbiting a star called Wolf 359.
None of that is as exciting as it sounds.”
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