scotchtapeofficial: “ golfgalaxy: “today i am john ” me after getting run over by my ex wife’s ford rover and now the ambulance i called is at the end of the street revving its engine ”

scotchtapeofficial:

golfgalaxy:

today i am john

me after getting run over by my ex wife’s ford rover and now the ambulance i called is at the end of the street revving its engine

♥ 191612 — 5 years ago on 27 Feb 2018 — via hailmesuckers
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