the other day we had marines here for toys for tots and all the straight girls and moms were like “oh he’s so hot isn’t he DREAMY” and my gay ass was like i suppose, yes, he resembles a human being who may or may not appear in a dream. he sure is….tall? and, uh, manly. he sure is a male human being.
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