my sister and i were talking about barkimedes name and she said he needs a more “american” sounding name and my other sister said trump and i said we should rename him clinton and my mom overheard and got ridiculously fucking mad. like she went “you might as well name him bitch! or demon! or corrupt liar”
so anyway this is my dog newly christened Hillary Rodham Clinton’s Biggest Fan And Most Loyal And Ardent Supporter
i’m gonna call him clinton or clint for short
gideonnav420 liked this
corazondebeskar liked this
ghastlybuckets liked this
hyracia liked this
justboughtabonesaw2cutmyhandsoff liked this
phantomflame03 liked this
inspirehellfire reblogged this from lesbianshepard
lesbianshepard posted this