hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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to elaborate on my previous post about my archaeology professor: 

he told us the “most indiana jones moment” in his career was when he was on his first dig and it was in alaska. while digging or whatever the person w/ him (also on their first dig) went “don’t. move. there’s a snake RIGHT behind you” and he fucking froze for like two minutes when his boss walked by and asked why the fuck he wasnt doing anything. he whispered that the other person had spotted a snake behind him and they were waiting for it to leave

his boss goes “that’s a garter snake, dumbass.”