i had a weird dream last night that my mom and sister and i were trapped in this weird old fashioned village of weirdly attractive ppl and they were like hypnotized and i was the only one who tried to escape but i couldnt get my little sister or mom out so i confronted the village elders (???) and they were like “since you are over 16 you must be married” and idk the deal was if i could resist the charms of the suitors they showed me who were like, supernaturally attractive i guess, i could take my family and leave

so they lined up all these guys and i was like “no. no. no. no.” for like twenty ppl and once i rescued my family my mom was like “HOW DID YOU RESIST THE CHARMS OF THOSE MEN” and i was like “b/c im a lesbian you’re welcome” and then turned back to the village and went “FUCK YOU IM GAY” and skateboarded home

♥ 86 — 7 years ago on 29 Oct 2015
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