hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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i have really weird dreams

last night i had a dream that i was stuck on an island and i guess it was this resort it was nice but then like this eldritch monster burst up and started attacking and killing people brutally which was really fucked up so i started to get all the kids (that were somehow there on a field trip) together to get them out b/c everyone else was trying to fight it and nobody else cared that?? there were children??? 

so anyway with my group we decided to try and make it to the other side of the island to hide until help arrived and we passed this fancy outdoor restaurant that was like RIGHT next to the monster attack and i was like what the fuck guys??? you stay here you will literally die this monster breathes fire (and we called it a fire elemental for the rest of the dream even though it wasn’t) and this is flammable and it’s fucking huge and what the fuck 

one of the mom yelled at me for shouting “fuck” because i was with children but really i think the scenario called for it.

so these fucking adults (USELESS FUCKING ADULTS)  decided alright we’ll go along even though they’re sure they’re perfectly safe being 50 feet away from a fucking monster attack. so i had to wait for them to get their purses and tried to keep track of these twenty kids i had rescued and i wanted to leave because it was RIGHT THERE you could hear SCREAMS but i couldnt let these people die and there was this girl i was friends with in middle school and i wanted to impress her because she was really pretty

so anyway we made it to the other side of the island and there was this huge fucking fireball in the distance and screams and i was like oh my god it just fucking killed everyone 

and people kept trying to wander away it was so fucking annoying at one point i was like you know what? fine. go and die. because i figured i’d save these kids and other people i wouldnt risk the group for a couple of idiots. 

so at this point the group was pretty large and we were hiding in abandoned shops and people were crying and there was a robot woman too for some reason. i dont know why. i was trying to calm down the pretty girl i knew. 

so at one point it started storming and we realized nobody was coming to save us. maybe they didn’t know there was a horrifying attack. so i decided to get a boat and go to the mainland. but the island was positioned in such a way that on three sides there was just open ocean and the only part facing the mainland was behind the monster. also we didnt have a big boat. so we got this little wooden raft and decided one person would go to the mainland and get help. and that person was elrond. 

im not even fucking sure how it was elrond it wasnt some guy with a lotr name it was literally the lord of fuckign rivendell. and nobody, including myself, found it strange at all. we were like “yeah that’s a responsible elf he’ll make sure we get rescued” so he just left in this shitty little boat and i dont know what happened after that

and eventually i was making out with pretty girl i used to be friends with and then i woke up and it wasn’t the worst date i could have gone on imho