Anonymous inquired:

okay so u told us how to summon the devil but all i wanna know is how to summon a sea bear from spongebob

sixpenceee:

The following are ways that attract the Sea Bear:

  • Playing the clarinet badly
  • Waving your flashlight back and forth really fast (Patrick says flashlights are their natural prey)
  • Stomping the ground (SpongeBob says they take it as a challenge)
  • Eating cubed cheese; sliced is safe
  • Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion (such as upside down)
  • Wearing clown shoes
  • Wearing a hoop skirt
  • Screeching like a chimpanzee (From how SpongeBob and Patrick repeat never, this is a VERY big attractor)
  • Running (makes them attack you again)
  • Limping (worse than running)
  • Crawling (even worse than limping)
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