everyone should delete tiktok except this guy i wanna be alone with them
Count of Monte-Cristo daily. You get 100 pages in the first two days, then 200 pages over the course of 14 years and the rest 1200 in like a year or so

There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny
I’ve seen this before but I still like it so much that I held my phone in front of my dog so she could see it.
tom and jerry have turned to a life of self flagellation and degeneracy.
disco elysium fans: aw man i hate savescumming but i have to ensure that harry prematurely ejaculates on kim’s couch for the couchfucker thought (gives +10 xp on all reaction speed checks)
matching shirts for you and the bestie
Blocking only creates uninformed bubbles.
actually blocking creates a fun internet experience where the people u dont like cant bother u
I don’t even know what to say
QC, Canada
I do…
REST IN PEACE GRANNIE NASTY.
so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren’t insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i’m writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it’s sort of a chaotic found family story and it’s like really wholesome but feral AF and there’s a lot of queer representation