hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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chirasul:

tatzelwurming:

slugbo:

having carefree sex with my lackadaisical wife

doing earnest sex with my somber wife

engaging in empirical sex with my evidence-based wife

etakeh:

In case you think the writers on strike aren’t making good use of their time, think no more!

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yourhometowncryptid:

this is so fucking funny. im going to say “here come the locusts” everytime something goes wrong now

beanytuesday:

Pandora’s Blog

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I’ll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine

“Wow, what an interesting post! I want to see what sort of fascinating discourse is being generated by the idea posited by the original poster” <- Me, operating under levels of delusion yet unexplained by modern science

milfkon:

starting a collection

coughloop:

jordanlakesessions:

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

palm-top-tiger:

palm-top-tiger:

come girl, take my hand. i can make you worse

lets get worse together

casualcarnage:

saint-batrick:

purrfectly:

rosesetonfire:

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur “very beautiful, very powerful” at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.