cumaeansibyl:

aeschylus-stan-account:

Unintentionally humorous moment in this Yiddish translation of King Lear: for “unburden’d, crawl towards death,” the translator has “באַפֿרײַט פֿון לאַסט/מיר װעלן שלעפּ זיך דעם טאָיט אַנקעגן”. For “crawl”, the translator chose “drag myself”, which is fine, except that the word in Yiddish is one you’ll already know: “schlep”.* “I will schlep myself toward death,” said King Lear.

*granted, the word probably doesn’t have the same connotation in Yiddish–it just means “to drag” and is appropriate, but to a modern reader? That’s incredible.

“It’s fine, I’ll just schlep myself toward death, nobody ever thinks of their poor father and how hard he’s worked all their lives…”

♥ 11737 — 1 year ago on 05 Jul 2022 — via trainwreckgenerator
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no-psi-nan:

I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.

♥ 124725 — 1 year ago on 05 Jul 2022 — via kingedmundsroyalmurder
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romancuntroy:

romancuntroy:

the forever jarring experience of being sent a funny tumblr post outside of tumblr and i see that’s my mutuals post

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♥ 10943 — 1 year ago on 05 Jul 2022 — via lavendroused
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pitbolshevik:

yo mr white drive me to barnes and noble i need to pick up the newest warrior cats book bitch

♥ 23404 — 1 year ago on 05 Jul 2022 — via dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition
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canolaaoil:
“transbijedi:
“korolevx:
“my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said “birthday boy” and not “happy birthday” so we made do
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[id: a cake with candles on it that spell out “haby...

canolaaoil:

transbijedi:

korolevx:

my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said “birthday boy” and not “happy birthday” so we made do

[id: a cake with candles on it that spell out “haby birtdoy” /end id]

@salamandersorcerer

♥ 138504 — 1 year ago on 05 Jul 2022 — via captain-lovelace

weirdolesbo:

the next generation of children will be called GENERATION MORB because so many children will be conceived while both parents watch morbius

♥ 10188 — 1 year ago on 04 Jul 2022 — via rattlegore
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le-skye:

skeletonbonecurse:

My oven has given up and is just giving me bullshit times

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fucking dying. thank you for your wisdom tumblr user sexwizard

♥ 71352 — 1 year ago on 04 Jul 2022 — via mabelsguidetolife
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thief-anon:

the-brillo-pad:

thief-anon:

you know what? no *powers you off*

Oh thank God finally i can sl

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♥ 154201 — 1 year ago on 04 Jul 2022 — via pro-gay
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triplemoonascension:

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♥ 211798 — 1 year ago on 04 Jul 2022 — via not-quitenormal
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infinitefern:

super-affection:

all you girls think about is the moonlight greatsword

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♥ 19693 — 1 year ago on 04 Jul 2022 — via mori-esque
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