I’m having fun imagining this miserable white south african expat in a red faced blind rage hunched over their computer still furiously ranting about the glory days of apartheid south africa 30 years later, barely able to type a sentence they’re so mad lol.
the colin trevorrow Rise of Skywalker script has some gems (kyle gets his mask welded to his face and rey murders him w a double-sided saber) but the rest of it is either so terrible or so ridiculously hysterical it makes me want to throw up laughing (hux realizes he lost the star wars)
Everyone laughs at the dumb ignorant parents who act like their children will suddenly turn gay if they see two dads holding hands, but the truth is a lot of them know their kid might just be gay already. What they wish they could do is just hide the concept from them so they never realize it and force themselves into unhappy straight relationships at least long enough to make grandchildren.
if i woke up in the middle of the night and saw a gray alien next to me id immediately get up and start strangling it and caving its head in without a thought and i would have no regret
When the pandemic started we forced my mom to watch all of LOTR but she kept getting bored and falling asleep so it took 6 nights, and I made powerpoints each day refreshing what she’d seen before
