Posting “the autism won today” on Facebook and all the moms are sympathetic to me but what I really mean is that I got to hit it from the back because I know a lot of fun facts about 3D modeling
this isn’t fair i was sitting right next to nat (op) when he posted this do i not get any secondhand clout because i was too busy playing ffxiv to participate in the beanie baby documentary
gamers these days will be like “ohhh i must queue up to make my bunny boy fight elfs” or whatever and will not simply Look Up and gaze into the expressive eyes of a beanie right on their tv… #society
stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!
fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas
ivan in west virginia
all his neighbours immediately distrust him because he’s russian and they haven’t gotten over the red scare and also no one new has moved in to the town in almost a decade
but then he participates in podunknowheresville’s annual lawnmower race with a monstrosity made from scrap metal and far too much duct tape and he wins second place in a neck-and-neck final round against sam americason, the most anti-russian man in the village
and ivan is scared that he blew his one chance to get accepted by the community but then sam jumps off his lawnmower and pats ivan on the back and says “you did good, brother. i’m sorry i misjudged you. looks like hillbillies are the same no matter what country we come from. you’re just like us, ivan. guess our redneck town has room for a little extra red” and everybody laughs and the credits roll while the ussr national anthem gets played on a banjo and washboard
