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deirdreskye:

The plan: a gay sex dungeon that is completely free of kink.

myassmatheory:

xtec:

is “his head fucking exploded” not a good enough reason???

It was windy out and they were afraid his head would start whistling

can-i-make-image-descriptions:

anomalocariscanadensis:

bromanticvoyage:

memecucker:

horror that engages in shock value for shock value’s sake > stuff that’s about how demons are no match for the love of a family

Are you saying the latter is greater than the former? Because I agree with that statement but if so it should be < not >

[Image ID/ White text on a black background reading: you guys are so committed to being bad at interpreting things you’ll just straight up decide this post means the opposite of what i wrote and reblog it anyway /End ID]

diskette:

diskette:

1percentcharge:

If the gore in a gore/body horror movie is mainly cg then what’s even the point

Ma’am what do you want them to do murdwr the actors???

Ohhhh I forgot about practical effects

romcommunist:

romcommunist:

hey…the morbius box office flop got me thinking about how I flopped on you and how much I want there to B Mor Us. hope you’re doing ok

no!!!! that will only lead to MORE B S

watermelynn-witch:

gamergirlsex:

watermelynn-witch:

gamergirlsex:

Do you think that two wizards can fall in love

I think that happens every day on this website

Do you that two wizards can have wild gay sex (with spells)?

I think that happens every day on this website

maxknightley:

radiofreederry:

The mandate of the people is clear. We need an indie president.

AND NOT ONE OF THOSE FAUX INDIE ARTISTS

WHOSE PARENTS WERE ALSO IN THE BUSINESS

OR WHO WERE PROPPED UP BY THEIR RECORD LABEL!

The American people demand a president who spent six months in a mental ward after a nervous breakdown, a president who consistently achieves roughly ten thousand views on TikTok but never breaks a million, a president who has exclusively played basement shows - at most, been the opening act at a small, intimate venue!

newar:

i love you coffee i love you chai i love you boba i love you fruit juice i love you green tea i love you slushie i love you milkshake i love you lemonade

lastvalyrian:

dingdongyouarewrong:

when i was about 15 i went to the local hobby shop and i bought a little palette of grey body paint and a thing of ben nye setting powder and when i went to the counter, the girl at checkout took one look at my purchase and then gave me the most piercing gaze and stared into my soul and i never went back

this is such a “what were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament” moment though