happy that we’re raising awareness but you can’t make a post about this without mentioning that they collaborated for the sole reason of combining their last names like this
i get so mad when i hear things scuttling inside the walls. like yeah yeah we get it…youre a creature. you dont need to rub it in my face that youre capable of scuttling
Your honor. It’s true that a first glance at the evidence would suggest my client was responsible. But let’s look a little further, shall we?
I have here a reverse image search for the crime scene as well as my client’s photo.
And if you look closely at the results…
The blogs and dates don’t match.
My client has been framed!
And why? Because their iconic “mischievous smile” makes for a funnier post, of course. But nothing, not even Tumblr notes, is more important than the truth!
I present to you: The original unaltered post and the true culprit!
Jason, what do you got in your hand there, bud? Nothing. Is it a spider? Yes. Do you think taking a spider in an MRI machine will give you superpowers? Hey, it might work. He already bit me a bunch of times and gave me the power to swell up my hand.
people are cowards about fantasy settings and not including some things in em. I get the aversion to not wanting too modern of tech, however dwarves would invent and fucking love metal folding chairs
They invented them as a weapon first then later discovered their use as a seating option
