if I found out I was prophesied to kill my father, fuck my mother, and bring a curse upon my city, I would simply move to a different city and leave my parents behind to avoid it.
by zeus this can’t be happening
if I found out I was prophesied to kill my father, fuck my mother, and bring a curse upon my city, I would simply move to a different city and leave my parents behind to avoid it.
I didn’t sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said “I want my father back, you son of a bitch”
A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying “there’s nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless.” The Princess Bride’s revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying “there’s nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there’s nothing that can save you.”
1947
kid had a great week
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im not a native speaker so everything in english sounds funny to me but few things have been as funny as “fuck it we ball”
this is, to me, one of the funniest images that ever floated around the internet
Btw retail workers know when you’re stealing stuff we just don’t care