hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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powerbottombrucespringsteen:

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

rustingbridges:

sigmaleph:

sandmandaddy69:

what’s this ‘wife’ business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

glyphsmash:

hey man sorry im late. yeah i gave a mouse a cookie. you know how it is

kween-kaiju:

oakpear:

buggyeyes:

fetus-cakes:

carnival-phantasm:

wintermutal:

wintermutal:

ok I’m officially obsessed with the home improvement subreddit

this is it. this is by far the most jarring thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit. I’ve run the gauntlet on many a gore/shock sub in my time but the freaks are truly out on this one. holy shit

this is their goal

cleansing

I think this is more their goal

funnytwittertweets:

transdavidbowman:

pronoun set: he/him
rarity: common
fun fact: this one is used by ‘boys’ and ‘guys’ from all around!

crabcakez-deactivated20220404:

living in ancient china mustve sucked you would go ask your neighbor if you could use his pitchfork cuz yours snapped in half and he would be like “my friend…..to borrow one thing is to borrow everything…” and he’d write it down and 3000 years later ppl just know you as dickhead the borrower

ileolai:

happy pride, here is the entire summary of what it means to be ‘’visibly queer’’ to me, watch the Birdcage