hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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georgebbwbush:

georgebbwbush:

georgebbwbush:

i think i finally put something together about harry potter fans and why they act the way they do: it’s because they completely internalized At Face Value all the “reading makes you smart” stuff they got fed by their teachers and parents as children…like that’s why they act like they’re intellectuals for basing their entire personality on a media franchise with (at best) the same thematic maturity and artistic value as like Steven’s Universe

like they got told “tv rots your brain!” too many times as kids and now they think reading makes you a genius regardless of whether it’s dostoyevsky or Generic YA Series No. 452

elementary school mindset. also i apparently insulted steven universe by comparing it to harry potter so like we’ve actually reached the point of kids potentually being better off watching cartoons than reading harry potter

fridgebride:

fridgebride:

pride discourse generator

good work guys

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

elymaiis:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

jokes about english teachers overanalyzing books have done detrimental damage to society

at this point when I see one of these jokes online I start frothing at the mouth

so why again were the curtains blue?

me and your mom picked them out

turbomarisa:

Dog girl who comes home after a long day at work and goes “Doggone it I’m bone tired!”

NOTE: THIS POST IS MEANT TO EXPLICITLY SEXUAL IN NATURE. THE USE OF THE WORD GIRL HERE SHOULD CONJURE TO YOUR MIND IMAGES OF AN ANIME OR FURRY DOG WOMAN WITH OBSCENELY LARGE BREASTS WEARING VERY LITTLE BECAUSE I AM A SEXUAL DEVIANT UNABLE TO KEEP MY PERVERSE DESIRES TO MYSELF. GOD’S MOST FAITHFUL WARRIORS ARE NEEDED TO REBUKE THE TERRIBLE DEMON OF LUST THAT HAS MADE THIS POST HERE ON TUMBLR DOT COM.

6qubed:

klaviergewinn:

i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it

that was like watching someone very skillfully assembling a stained-glass window just to watch someone else dropkick it

rojo-ojo:

scarysigns:

Instructions at the donut shop

o-ceti:

happy pride month

assassinationtipsforladies:

kipplekipple:

rubykgrant:

doccywhomst:

i love the term “joshing.” it’s slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. “i’m just joshing you.” who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him

the one true Josh

Whenever this photo turns up I remember that all the Joshes came and fought and then they made that little Josh’s entire life by declaring him the winner and I get a little choked up.

The Josh Fight is my favourite example of “masculinity that isn’t toxic”

ratwagon:

wwdits remains the funniest show

anarchistprincess420:

evilvillain123456789:

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then