hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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gomjabbar:

portmanteau-bot:

gomjabbar:

gomjabbar:

i’m sorry. portmanteau bot has gone berserk. we have to put it down. once i activate the seal we’ll only have one shot to take it down. ready your blades, legionnaires

bitch fartman

bartman.

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This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘bitch fartman’. ^{Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1}

Help keep my meatbag slave alive.

joeyclaire:

joeyclaire:

if you don’t understand why i tagged a certain post as a certain character don’t worry about it just know i’m right

thank you. i appreciate it

imagine being an athenian and seeing this preformed for the first time. i would lose my fucking mind. the dramatic irony is so good.

readmypostsinaradiovoiceplease:

the 17yo mcdonalds employee taking my order: alright window 2

me: 

vaahdoesstuff:

foreskinrestorationmage:

screenshots that make you burst into tears

omegaverse:

WTF i just saw joe biden changing the gas prices in my town he ran into the forest but i snapped a photo of him before he disappeared into the brush

cundtcake:

cundtcake:

the first kitten was bait

update: the tactical honda was not prepared for this (but he took them all)

c3po:

c3po:

if i was a frog i would always be saying “wow, that’s just ribbeting”

wow! that’s just ribbeting.. please do tell me more