ipunchmen:

aflo:

felicitypdf:

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

im starting to think some of you guys might not be okay

please respect european cultural dishes

♥ 151509 — 1 year ago on 24 Jul 2022 — via dingdongyouarewrong
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spyderqueen:

assassinationtipsforladies:

dankmemeuniversity:

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In case only children are trying to write realistic sibling interactions : remember this card and the fact that this person’s sibling saw their illiterate child buy this, in fact probably paid for it, and said nothing

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♥ 128319 — 1 year ago on 24 Jul 2022 — via endquestionmark
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splotchee:

Doctors are like HERE is your APPOINTMENT if you are late I WILL PERSONALLY kill YOU but when you show up on time they are like I; am so so sor..ry.. Theree, will bbe abt housand yeaars, delayy

♥ 106886 — 1 year ago on 24 Jul 2022 — via charlie-posting
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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

garbage-empress:

spoogliedoo:

Screenshot from Google which says "Dissolution of the Soviet Union Date: December 26, 1991."ALT
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♥ 66103 — 1 year ago on 24 Jul 2022 — via charlie-posting
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the problem with downloading mods for a game is that you can never just download one thing. you’ll open up google just looking to see if maybe you can add more hair options and then two hours later you’re 100 mods deep and completely changing the entire game.

♥ 230 — 1 year ago on 24 Jul 2022

guerrillatech:

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♥ 12093 — 1 year ago on 24 Jul 2022 — via captain-lovelace
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jethroq:

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that ”we should try to get some company try to make a 9/11 joke” tumblr post has to be a speed record for lathing the heavens

♥ 44259 — 1 year ago on 24 Jul 2022 — via redfallcryptid
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thejarchielongcon:

i get normie straight girl riverdale memes as suggested posts on instagram a lot bc i follow some of the cast and i’m gonna be honest sometimes they’re funny as fuck

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♥ 8191 — 1 year ago on 24 Jul 2022 — via hollowboobtheory
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the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

Ok gamers kind of went off with custom emotes, that shit rules

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♥ 57173 — 1 year ago on 23 Jul 2022 — via xollos
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sketiana:

sketiana:

sketiana:

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

♥ 105024 — 1 year ago on 23 Jul 2022 — via sketiana