hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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lesbianshepard:

The fandomization of mythology continues to be the bane of my existence 

I think they just don’t know much about ancient Greece.

Which is fine, were they not trying to assert something on a thread talking about sexism in ancient Greek mythology. 

tache-noire:

maykitz:

maykitz:

that episode of pokemon where team rocket joins a beach beauty contest and james participates in a tiny bikini and has giant boobs. what did they mean by that

what were they trying to say

binder game off the fuckin charts in uniform

hug-your-face:

It’s come to my attention that there are people who have not seen The Far Side’s take on xenomorph family dinners

goodzillo:

fishingboatproceeds:

Your persistence is admirable tumblr but even with this godawfully ugly update i can still edit john greens posts. So once again. suck my dick

I love these posts, they no longer exist at the source but we pass them between our blogs like a delightful digital oral history

justsomeguycore:

yes cowboy your masculinity is perfectly balanced between instinctive and performative now can you please bruce springs-clean your room

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

I dreamt i was looking at a wikipedia page that was like “list of autistic people” and i opened one of the subheadings and all it said underneath it was “autistic, Yoda is”

Okay this is so much funnier now that i’m fully awake wtf

The fandomization of mythology continues to be the bane of my existence 

thecyndimistuff:

oscar isaac finally escaping disney star wars just to go to the mcu is like being the final girl in a horror film finally escaping the killer and then intentionally getting your leg stuck in a bear trap

etirabys:

probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this

nonbinaryjew:

coolscar:

posted a pokemon drawing on my sideblog last night and definitely learned my lesson

post goodra 50/50 gender ratio to make Just That One Guy go nuclear