nflstreet:

nflstreet:

books for dudes who get no bitches and stack no paper

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No excuse

♥ 9986 — 1 year ago on 28 Jul 2022 — via newgameplus
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catflowerqueen:

thesnadger:

Last night I fell asleep listening to Welcome to Night Vale, and had a dream that Cecil was repeatedly broadcasting the radio station’s address with a message along the lines of “come to the Night Vale Community Radio station if you want an ass kicking.” Talking about how he was feeling violent and he wanted to fight someone and didn’t care who.

Every time anyone showed up he’d get scared, turn off the lights, hide under the desk, and pretend not to be there until they left. As soon as they were gone he went right back to it.

I’m pretty sure you were picking up an actual broadcast.

♥ 14469 — 1 year ago on 28 Jul 2022 — via sepulchritude
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campyvillain:

campyvillain:

campyvillain:

campyvillain:

my friend just tried to tell me micheal myers and Austin powers are the same person what the fuck. I’m not that stupid

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Come on dude.

oh

post cancelled nobody fucking talk to me

♥ 9350 — 1 year ago on 28 Jul 2022 — via oviids
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soyalexnajera:

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KING SHIT BEHAVIOR BY ALEX HIRSCH

♥ 56393 — 1 year ago on 28 Jul 2022 — via angeloftheeasterngate
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sic-semper-hominibus:

sic-semper-hominibus:

big fan of when people respond to a post with “none of those words are in the bible” and one of the words is like

woman

callout post for sarah z @dingdongyouarewrong:

  • funnier than me on my own post
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♥ 2678 — 1 year ago on 28 Jul 2022 — via dingdongyouarewrong

bluu-spectre:

Literally Everyone in ME1: Shepard, hey Shepard! You remember Akuze? Yeah that extremely traumatic and awful thing you experienced that you probably have nightmares about? Hey yeah you remember? You remember it? You know, Akuze?

Shepard, who is just trying to buy a fucking coffee:

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♥ 3764 — 1 year ago on 28 Jul 2022 — via amaralesbian
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super-metroid:

joey-wheeler-official:

She hinga on my dinga til I durgen

She smitty on my werben til i jaegermanjensen

♥ 2440 — 1 year ago on 28 Jul 2022 — via doubleca5t
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macbethwitches:

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

♥ 54532 — 1 year ago on 28 Jul 2022 — via sadclowncentral
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birdantlers:

remember being a kid just blissed out and utterly hypnotized by the home depot fountain displays

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♥ 36845 — 1 year ago on 28 Jul 2022 — via egberts
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violetgec:

kuboe:

she sponge on my bob til I square in my pants

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♥ 28199 — 1 year ago on 27 Jul 2022 — via mabelsguidetolife
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