hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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celestialhatter:

thoodleoo:

i think the wine-dark sea and rosy-fingered dawn should kiss

citrineghost:

raptorific:

raptorific:

infinitebutthurt:

There is nothing funnier to me than the fact that DJ Khaled announced that he wouldn’t eat pussy then less than a week later did THIS at an owl performance

I want you to know that I was in the live audience for this and not only was it very obvious that nobody told him what he was performing at (which is why he kept saying shit like “WHEN I WAS ASKED TO PERFORM AT… THIS EVENT. I KNEW I HAD TO BE PART OF IT!”) but this man does not know how to work a crowd of people who are not already fans of his. It was absolutely dead silence from the crowd. At one point he yelled “WHEN I SAY DJ, YOU SAY KHALED! DJ!” and awaited a response that did not come from absolutely anyone, and then, by some desperate hope, once again yelled “DJ!” and someone yelled back “WHY DON’T YOU EAT PUSSY” and it was so quiet otherwise that it would’ve been impossible for him to not hear it. However uncomfortable the broadcast of this was, the live performance was a thousand times worse. If I were a famous musician and ever gotten an audience reception that bad, I would retire from the public eye completely and forever

@miah-but-horny

Sorry you somehow find it unbelievable that someone online went to a sporting event and heard someone yell something funny at the stage, but this one’s real. Here’s a photograph I took from the audience:

Here’s a photograph of me, in the audience, with a cosplayer working the event:

Here’s a timestamped screenshot of me describing this terrible performance to my girlfriend, live from the audience:

Here’s my ticket to the event with sensitive information about my friend who bought it redacted out:

So if you have some doubt that in a stadium full of 20,000 nerds, almost all of whom knew DJ Khaled ONLY from the Eating Pussy discourse that had literally just happened, one of them loudly referenced it during his performance, that’s a YOU problem.

Absolutely SLAMMED with those receipts

morphimus:

vonnegutcunt:

people aren’t willing to have open and honest discussions about sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex. there’s a stigma.

stigma fangs in your neck LMAO

amadryades:

deciphering the Phaestos disc is not enough. i need to bite it

arjuna-vallabha:

The Saffron Goddess (1600 B.C.) is a detail from a Minoan fresco depicting a saffron harvest, Akrotiri, Santorini island, Greece

annevbonny:

medea (national theatre live, 2014)

hoziergender:

I’m sooo strong and masculine my arm doesn’t even shake when I’m holding a pot over the sink while I fill it up with water (lying)

brendanicus:

redshifting:

redshifting:

“This film is dedicated to the brave Azov fighters of Ukraine” moment

Genuinely one of the most sinister things to watch happen in the media coverage of Ukraine is the gradual yet perceptible shift from furiously denying there’s any Nazis in Ukraine and trying to photoshop/cut out the blatant fascist iconography everywhere, to them just openly, transparently publicizing Nazis and putting the entire esoteric language of the SS on display in 4K. Like they really just gave up and said “yeah there’s Nazis in Ukraine, what are you gonna do about it?”

emil:

theyre adding “a little bit genghis khan” to the DSM