i love when very small bats open their mouths real big and it takes up the entirety of their faces, you can barely even see their eyes
:V
Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”
i mean i know you’re taking the piss, but Dan O'Bannon has talked at length about how he did very much deliberately write the movie to attack a male character in a way that invoked oral rape and violent childbirth because he wanted the film to create sexual anxiety and fear in the men in the audience, which he felt was an untapped potential in horror

Map of all the Korok Seeds in Breath of the Wild
Helpful guide if anybody need is ☺️

this is literally the funniest post on this site i’m going to fucking kill myself having never achieved this level of comedy
FMA likers are the MCU fans of anime
dont care, dash was too quiet and i had todo something about it
understandable, you will burn in a pyre of your own construction
the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios
tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023:
heh. get em boys. *the two large bodyguards next to me do not move* boys. come on. please
[Image description: tweet by Srećko Horvat @ HorvatSrecko.
Bertolt Brecht - “Questions From a Worker Who Reads” (1935)
Who built Thebes of the 7 gates?
In the books you will read the names of kings.
Did the kings haul up the lumps of rock?And Babylon, many times demolished
Who raised it up so many times?In what houses of gold glittering Lima did its builders live?
Where, the evening that the Great Wall of China
was finished, did the masons go?Great Rome is full of triumphal arches.
Who erected them?Over whom did the Caesars triumph?
Had Byzantium, much praised in song, only
palaces for its inhabitants?Even in fabled Atlantis, the night that the ocean engulfed it,
The drowning still cried out for their slaves.The young Alexander conquered India.
Was he alone?Caesar defeated the Gauls.
Did he not even have a cook with him?Philip of Spain wept when his armada went down.
Was he the only one who wept?Frederick the 2nd won the 7 years War.
Who else won it?Every page a victory.
Who cooked the feast for the victors?Every ten years a great man.
Who paid the bill?So many reports.
So many questions.]