this has me in tears it so beautiful
Tiktok thirst trap of a shirtless guy in Central Park but inexplicably the twin towers are still there in the background despite it being recorded and posted 3 days ago
The feminine urge to walk into the woods never to return.
The masculine urge to walk into the desert to never return.
The androgynous urge to walk into the ocean to never return.
For the oysters.
heyyyyuh boss. yeah i put em to sleep wit da fishies a few minutes ago. yeah they’re goin snrrrrk mimimimi. i did tuck em in. i did give em a bed time story.
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Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil
forensic evidence suggests that he was typing the following message at time of death:
not my White Ass succumbing to Great Tusk Predator 😭😭
batmantaking-hobbits2gallifrey:
Actually the worst thing in the world is alphabetical lists that put titles begining with “The” under the “T” section
but wait by the natures of how you slice and eat a pizza wouldn’t you get the reapers first?
Not how I do it!
smh
Le Royaume des fées/ The Kingdom of Fairies (1903) Directed by Georges Méliès