hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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loversveil:

loversveil:

do ppl on this site know that the “poor little meow meow” phrase comes from a rant where someone was threatening to poor bleach down the throats of ppl who were saying that it was weird how a nearing-middle-aged kpop idol sampled an extremely obscure and hard to find speech of mass murderer and cult leader jim jones because said grown man kpop idol was just so sweet and could have no idea who jim jones was or was i the only one who got to participate in the mass ratioing of this person

this is where it comes from btw. bc suga from bts or whatever his name is sought out and sampled a very obscure jim jones speech and ppl had the audacity to be like “hold on why was he listening to obscure speeches by the mass murderer cult leader who specifically targeted BIPOC and how is this relevant to his music”

minecraftant:

minecraftant:

9 times tables goes crazy if you think about it. imagine adding up to your base. wild

i love you 18 I love you 27 I love you 36 I love you 45 I love you 54 I love you 63 I love you 72 I love you 81 I love you 90 I love you multiples of 9 adding up to 9 I love you multiples of 9 flipping after 5

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

thinking of when I had a dream I was an aging white father of 3 kids and my weeping wife was begging me to not leave (I don’t know why I was leaving her) and as I walked out the front door of our suburban home I turned around in my khakis and said “I’m sorry, but I have to go now and….I’m never coming back. I love you” and then woke up like

chasemann:

sentiniel:

wakkoswish:

you know what’s funny. discord started as a gaming app. like it was so you could do voice calls during games. now it’s the home to hundreds of microcommunities’ drama the likes of which you have never seen

dont need to hide this in the tags guys

5weekdays:

5weekdays:

5weekdays:

“hey, bobby, ginger’s kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?”

“non-binary.”

“huh? wha? what’d i say?”

“you said ‘non-binerary.’ the word is non-binary.”

“right. non-byrony.”

“oh my god”

“ginger’s gonna march with her kid in the parade next year! she’s so excited!”

“she’ll get to make signs… chant slogans…”

“you sound kind of jealous, lin.”

“well, maybe i *am* jealous. maybe *i* wanna be a PFLAG mom.”

“pee flag!!”

“gene.”

“…kids, are any of you non-binary?”

“i respond to both 'attaboy’ and 'you go, girl!’”

“i’m whatever gender gets the coolest happy meal toys.”

Funniest interaction I saw abroad was someone talking to a person from Texas and, upon hearing they were from Texas, went “Oh, you’re a yank!” He legit got mad lmao

tazmiilly:

i’m a magician and the rainbow handkerchiefs keep coming out of my magic hat but it just turns out to be posts like these

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cop-disliker69: