imagine youre walking in a field at night and a ufo appears overhead. bright lights shine down at you and you start getting lifted into the air but then an unearthly voice says “SHIT, WRONG ONE” and you get unceremoniously dumped back on the ground. then the light focuses on a frog that was about 2 feet to your left and picks that up instead
What’s wild is this could actually be a discussion on how the military preys on vulnerable populations within the US and has a monopoly on certain industries and is less picky about who they hire but instead we got a bunch of yahoo’s acting like it’s just, okay and normal. They don’t discuss it with any regret, no “I’d take another job if i had the opportunity” I’m going mad
Finally, an actual representation of American centrism
@ twitter user penitent admirer, I will chain whip you to death in a salt mine.
Half of the quests in oblivion start out with some woman going “please go fine my stupid idiot loser husband. he’s probably dead in a ditch. I hate him” and then you find her husband kidnapped by an evil wizard and also dead in a ditch and you tell her and she just goes “serves him right. here’s his favorite ring”
