imagine youre walking in a field at night and a ufo appears overhead. bright lights shine down at you and you start getting lifted into the air but then an unearthly voice says “SHIT, WRONG ONE” and you get unceremoniously dumped back on the ground. then the light focuses on a frog that was about 2 feet to your left and picks that up instead
What’s wild is this could actually be a discussion on how the military preys on vulnerable populations within the US and has a monopoly on certain industries and is less picky about who they hire but instead we got a bunch of yahoo’s acting like it’s just, okay and normal. They don’t discuss it with any regret, no “I’d take another job if i had the opportunity” I’m going mad
Finally, an actual representation of American centrism
@ twitter user penitent admirer, I will chain whip you to death in a salt mine.
Half of the quests in oblivion start out with some woman going “please go fine my stupid idiot loser husband. he’s probably dead in a ditch. I hate him” and then you find her husband kidnapped by an evil wizard and also dead in a ditch and you tell her and she just goes “serves him right. here’s his favorite ring”
do ppl on this site know that the “poor little meow meow” phrase comes from a rant where someone was threatening to poor bleach down the throats of ppl who were saying that it was weird how a nearing-middle-aged kpop idol sampled an extremely obscure and hard to find speech of mass murderer and cult leader jim jones because said grown man kpop idol was just so sweet and could have no idea who jim jones was or was i the only one who got to participate in the mass ratioing of this person
this is where it comes from btw. bc suga from bts or whatever his name is sought out and sampled a very obscure jim jones speech and ppl had the audacity to be like “hold on why was he listening to obscure speeches by the mass murderer cult leader who specifically targeted BIPOC and how is this relevant to his music”
