hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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rslashrats:

having auditory processing issues is so funny its like the second theres any background noise it sounds like the people talking to you are communicating in simlish

notajerusalemcricket:

hera-the-something:

supreme-leader-stoat:

medicinemane:

supreme-leader-stoat:

canaryomenharbinger:

mapsontheweb:

US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

@blinded-by-love

I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this

I like how you think.

enough. to the Box with you

paper-mario-wiki:

when you see your own post on someone else’s blog but it still makes you laugh a little bit

lycanthology:

lycanthology:

why do some companies send whole emails just to say someone opened your resume. what use is this information to me. i opened a jug of orange juice this morning and i didnt feel the need to alert tropicana

sorry for accidentally phrasing this exactly like a seinfeld bit

tim-official:

the-orc:

tim-official:

ORC FACTS

the green color is not chlorophyll. they cannot usually photosynthesize. but sometimes they can

my cousin lorbish can photosynthesize

ORC FACTS

lorbish can photosynthesize

zordonmlw7:

broadway-aradia:

i love it when fanfiction authors spell it “balling my eyes out” i’ll be in the middle of an emotional scene about to cry then suddenly im like 💰💰🤪🤙💰💰

sailorsally:

happy pride

sorcerousmotes:

when stephen king dies you have an hour and forty five minutes to get out of Maine before it explodes

materassassino:

freakyfauna:

From The Archives Of Prague Castle.

Found here (via Kybl).

the world’s tiniest librarian

sandmandaddy69: