hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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gumptioncretaceous:

gumptioncretaceous:

smoking a bowl of who-hash

the grinch even smoked the last bowl of who-hash

nicostiel:

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery + Art

caesarsaladinn:

hieronymus-botch:

caesarsaladinn:

trying to figure out the funniest crackpot stance on who is the current Roman emperor, and accepting suggestions (tenuous historical justification required)

Jeb!

afloweroutofstone:

Doing some deep reading into Cherokee history for the project that I’m working on and I am continually amazed how fucking funny old Cherokee leaders were

yeoldenews:

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

amygdalae:

in a kinder universe i could post “mutuals I am pickling you in a jar with some dill” without my mention of a jar inadvertently invoking memory of a phenomenon most profane

28dayslater:

Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation

bill-blake-fans-anonymous:

So uh we tried to preserve your boyfriend in writing, but over the centuries his papyrus disintegrated and now he’s got lacunae. Yeah there are a b[unch o]f par[ts] of him m[issing] and we [don’]t kno[w] what [……t]hem[……]a[……]

hooved:

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

linguisticparadox:

swinging-stars-from-satellites:

actualaster:

mhalachai:

thoughtsyouread:

this is a strip club in vancouver.

to clarify, David Duchovny is banned from the No. 5 Orange strip club for comments he made in the late 90s about Vancouver’s crappy weather, not for  behavior that normally gets one banned from a strip club. 

This is even better with context

@fortes-fortuna-iogurtum

fucking dying