hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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assigned-baby-at-birth:

guildenstern:

peatbogbody:

peatbogbody:

im dying over this thread of algorithmically-generated/otherwise low-effort Kindle covers

don’t forget

grossly inappropriate copy of animal farm that is on my nightstand at this very moment

fartgallery:

i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death

billspreston-esq:

ok well if no one else is gonna cast this stone i guess i’ll go first

derinthescarletpescatarian:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

beardedmrbean:

At least half of these examples are not going to result in well-pressed shirts

the-insidious-dr-grey-matter:

Patrick Stewart dancing and singing on the bridge of USS Enterprise-D. Originally filmed in 1991 as a birthday suprise for Gene Roddenberry, it wasn’t meant for public viewing but a copy was made and later included as a DVD bonus.

jame7t:

jame7t:

Yeah she used me like a toy last night 😏

*smash cut to scene where I am being taken apart like LEGOS * nah post canceled this still reads as unironically sexual somehow. Bye

post uncanceled. if women want to take me apart sexual style then well ok. #feminism

clitorous:

clitorous:

thinking about noah’s nameless wife takes inventory

sequinbandit:

garbage-empress:

gaylorsie:

they should invent a way for me to bear it

have you tried the grinning method?

redstonedust:

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don’t want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

frogus:

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.