Imagine if in order to get married you had to write a letter about how the marriage would help you get and hold a job
Sweeping Overgeneralisation: there is a certain analogy between the centrality of rehabilitation to all things permitted to a prisoner abd the way a successful adulthood is treated as the only possible justification for doing well by your children. The point of not being an asshole to the disenfranchised is that it might help them enter the labour force
Honestly the funniest and most bizarre Pokemon tcg card I’ve ever seen is the one where it seemed that an aether employee is having a causal conversation w a registeel
Employee: yeah so that’s how I’ve been. How was your weekend?
the only way to tell if a man is truly gentle is if he has green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed
one of my favorite bits in doctor who is when someone is like your time machine doesn’t work very well does it and the doctor is like Excuse You, This Is A Type 40 TARDIS That Can Go Anywhere In Time And Space. that’s like if i drove to a place where they don’t have cars but know about them and took someone for a drive and they saw cooling that only works on one setting and heat that barely works and a broken cd player despite the functioning tape deck and shaky brakes and they went mate your cars a bit shit isn’t it and you were like fuck you, this is a 2002 toyota camry, it can drive on roads
