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astriiformes:

My sister was telling me that she and her girlfriend went on a ghost tour for their anniversary, and at one point the tour guide mentioned there was a spooky haunted doll down inside a vent but phone flashlights usually weren’t powerful enough to see it, so my sister whipped out the industrial-strength flashlight she carries in her purse at all times and the guide exclaimed “Oh! We should have lesbians on every tour!”

beesarealiens:

tockthewatchdog:

why did they not cut to leia at all when he said this. why did they cut to han for like five straight seconds. i know we needed the jealous han reaction but i honest to god thought lando was talking to han

#those were not straight seconds

what-even-is-thiss:

breezv:

paperandpencilsandskips:

breezv:

paperandpencilsandskips:

breezv:

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

anotherscrappile:

hamptercatapult:

hummerous:

radiofreederry:

Hahahaha

LMAO

logarto:

assassinationtipsforladies:

ot3:

ot3:

it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

still just as good as i remember it

They have NO vacation time?

grawly:

grawly:

grawly:

grawly:

I literally don’t remember the last time I got heated on tumblr for some stupid shit that doesn’t need this much energy maybe it’s the weed gummy kicking in but something about that post made me Snap. Won’t happen again.

I’m eating peanuts. Would any of you like some

I’m deleting my response to that post I’m too high for this

Tthank you

heresylog:

atleastitsnotasbestos:

heresylog:

*accidentally converts all the men and women I date*

to mp3???

You know your boyfriend? When I took him out of the file, I accidentally zipped it. Yeah, no. The file’s corrupted and he can’t be extracted.

tatzelwurming:

sashaforthewin:

crebermatrix:

Rule #1 stick to the fucking bit

Rule #2 no kissing on the mouth and don’t fall in love

Rule #3 no man left behind