hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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bogleech:

If the “x can’t hurt you, x isn’t real” meme could only be brought back for one thing in the world I can think of none better than the ai generated joe biden pokemon

amygdalae:

new type of guy who goes into confession booths just to brag to someone abt their accomplishments: applaud me father for I have winned

cryptotheism:

My worst quality is that I’ll say yes to shit even if I don’t want to do it just in case the story will be funny later. This has resulted in some of the best nights in my life, as well as some absolutely god awful sex.

thoodleoo:

hey um so i slowly started replacing all of your boyfriend’s parts with indistinguishable, identical parts and now he’s not sure he’s your boyfriend anymore. sorry about that

valendyke:

valendyke:

hello gay people. find out which otherworldly being is hitting you up on tinder.

the way youre all getting were-creature…

greelin:

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

cryptotheism:

Occultism Throughout the Ages:

1910s: “What If We Made Our Own Kabbalah by the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn

1920s: "I Had Gay Sex Fuck All Religion by Aliestair Crowley”

1930s: “Atlantis: How It’s Real And Full Of White People.”

1940s: “Ghosts of the Mind, How Jungian Psychology Will Make Your Meat Huge”

1950s: “UNCOVERED: How the government steals our cum to to make UFOs”

1960s: How to be Libertarian in a Goth way by Anton Lavey.“

1970s: "Book of the Light Wolves: Native American Wisdom from a Tantric Crystal Sex Perspective.”

1980s: “Kung Fu as Self Defense Against SATAN”

1990s: “CYBER ABS: A psychic Chaos diet for the coming E-Pocalypse”

2000s: “Coping with 9/11: Prosperity Gospel and You.”

2010s: “Activating Your Natural Womanhood by Chugging Tar Online”

2020s: “Maybe Crowley and Blavatsky and the Golden Dawn Was Wrong About Some Stuff Idk”

pancakeke:

I tried combining the 🥺 emoji with all the other emojis and these ones were the best

keanureves:

Twin Peaks — 2.20 ‘The Path to the Black Lodge’

lurking-latinist:

official-kircheis:

As per my last clay tablet,

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!