hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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strongermonster:

strongermonster:

sometimes it’s fun working with very offline older ladies because i can steal all your internet jokes and become the little darling of my workplace 🌚

i’m ‘funny’ and i know how to google problems. these ladies are literally offering me their sons over this. little godking jester of my workplace.

froody:

puppyboysludge:

froody:

froody:

dopaminerjic:

froody:

being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

just blocked a bunch of terfs, and as op may well be aware already, they’ve been rbing the unedited version of this post. on the brighter side, you can now hover over several radfem blogs and see some variation of this

Yeppp. That’s why I had to add the banner. Blocking them is like whack-a-mole.

…..ok

my bf found the image so i can explain it now

my mom would write bible verses on like anything when i was younger so this happened

OH THATS REALLY FUNNY

welegi:

THE STRANGE MAN — “If. If I was an animal. What animal do you think I would be?” He stutters, before lashing out, “SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY.”

KIM KITSURAGI — “A rooster.”

ESPRIT DE CORPS [Trivial: Success] — A rat. He’s a rat.

PERCEPTION — Yes.

INLAND EMPIRE [Medium: Success] — A big rat.

PERCEPTION — Yes.

YOU — “I think you’d be a rat.”

THE STRANGE MAN — “I think I’d be a wolf.”

THE STRANGE MAN — “Yeah, I think so too.” He replies to himself.

“I would be a wolf-lion hybrid mix. King of the junjile- uh.” Correcting himself, “Junjile. But still social and ferocious.”

path-wanderer:

cipheramnesia:

facelessoldgargoyle:

the-real-numbers:

HAVE SEX WITH ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I AM NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH UNMITIGATED ACCESS TO YOUR EXPOSED PENIS

pleas coming from the other side of the glory hole that give me a lot of confidence about how this encounter is going to go

outta the way I’m bout to get some normal exposed penis experiences

pokemonheritageposts:

miraculouswritings:

supermunchor:

dust-princess:

mia7437:

creamchis:

jerryterry:

scotchtapeofficial:

jerryterry:

neopoints:

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

Pokemon Heritage Post

allerliefste:

literally this

switchingtogeico:

urfavhatesterfs:

YOU hates terfs

pisboy:

pisboy:

Oh man you guys weren’t kidding about the Twitter refugees with empty blogs. Spooky

a sanctuary of quiet wisdom. all can learn from this

escuerzoresucitado: