Plate: ABSCOND
CUSTOMER: favorite word :)
DMV: HOMESTUCK
VERDICT: DENIED
i love rechecking my friends’ pronouns five times just in case i accidentally called them deadname mcslurrington
The thought of them going to the cinema in full make up and costume to take this photo is very funny to me
there should be an oscar category called “movie my dad completed without falling asleep on the couch” and it’s more prestigious and contentious than best picture
- Debate Steven’s Universe with Leovold, Emissary of Trest.
sorry, i mythologized your boyfriend. yeah i took him and a few other boyfriends and merged them together with local folklore and mystic elements into one legendary figure. he’s going to be really hard to pin down historically. sorry about that. I can make you his consort in some stories if that helps.
I’m so bored rn I need a violent delight with a violent end