movie award shows are pointless and rigged and stupid. unless something i likes gets nominated, then the awards are prestigious and cool.
“your boyfriend” this “your boyfriend” that
well, I archived your girlfriend and she is carefully laid flat in a box with acid-free tissue now #feminism
I’m so fond of athena and odysseus conceptually. like here’s the goddess of wisdom and warfare and craft and art, and here’s her pet liar. he does tricks.
pleasures of the flesh tuesday

[person whose only exposure to media is furry inflation fetish art] “getting some real furry inflation fetish art vibes from this…”
i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly
when i was 12 i was out there with a shovel for no reason
😞😞😞
Tweets from the aftermath of the Toba supereruption in 75,000 BC
choosing to read this as if i were eavesdropping on Italian mobsters